Girl Code returns tonight at 10/9c!
The three kids I babysit were so confused when I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch when this part came on.
“I don’t know how many times I’ve killed Helena in films. Tim
constantly has me killing his wife in his movies. I don’t know
what that means.” - Johnny Depp
me in math class
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
I like letting henrietta walk around the house but I didn’t want to lose her so
RIP Lou Reed
"I think it’s important people don’t feel alone." - Lou Reed